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Thursday, April 21, 2005
Skype it like it's hot.
Skype. Good thing. It's so easy, even Riley uses it to round up her bitches. Hell, even Patterson uses it (and that's saying a lot). Works best with a headset, I've noticed. Go get it so we can all voice chat on our computers like a bunch of huge dorks. The nerd kind, not the penis kind. Or, maybe the penis kind. What have you.
- posted by Smackadocious @ 11:50 PM 0 comments
Sunday, March 27, 2005
Happy Easter!
I'm going to go pass out now. Methinks I ate too much in celebration of the rising of our Lord and Savior.
Jimbo (pleadingly): "Jesus, help us, please?"
Jesus (perturbed): "Leave me alone."
- posted by Smackadocious @ 5:53 PM 0 comments
Friday, March 18, 2005
Sunday, March 13, 2005
SEC Champs!
What? This has never happened before? Shiiiit.
The Gators beat Kentucky, 70-53 (!) in the SEC final. This happened, like, moments ago. Also happening moments ago: Ashley Judd had to accept bitter, bitter defeat for the second time in eight days.
Let David Lee's ritual jersey striptease commence! I'll be waiting, right here.
- posted by Smackadocious @ 3:19 PM 0 comments
Wednesday, March 02, 2005
Welcome, DJ Chrysanthemum!
Jerminator, consider this your official Welcome Wagon for the Fuckles Blog. Make sure you put on your hip-waders and carry a full can of disinfectant!
- posted by Smackadocious @ 11:50 PM 0 comments
Thursday, February 10, 2005
And now, for a moment of clarity.
"Hey, Number 20! Tigers are extinct!"
So, yeah. Danielle is back in the Tampa Bay Area... Heather is in Miami with her boy A.J... anybody up for suggesting they call up the girls, meet up halfway, and have a bitchin' pickup game?
- posted by Smackadocious @ 6:03 PM 0 comments
Friday, January 07, 2005
Another reason Dan's head burst into flames this week.
Since we were on the topic of points during episodes of Alias where Marc's head explodes, I present you with this:
Seriously, for all the explosions we have around here, you'd think we'd lay down some tarp, or something.
- posted by Smackadocious @ 1:41 PM 0 comments
