Fuckles the Clown presents his 3 Cockring Circus!
Sunday, October 31, 2004
Heck, at least we all f'ed up.
From the front page of the St. Petersburg Times:
State of shockNow, if you'll excuse me, there's a dog that needs to get into costume who needs my assistance. See you guys in a few days.
For the first time since 1978, all three schools lose on the same day.Georgia 31, Florida 24
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Sunday, October 17, 2004
Separated at birth.
I'm posting this on the Banana World Blog as well, but I thought you'd enjoy this, from youhavebadtasteinmusic.com:
This Month's Bad Taste Offender: Brock BerlinThis kinda sorta explains a lot. But, wait. Doesn't Brock...
After a comeback victory over Florida State recently, University of Miami quarterback Brock Berlin called ex-Creed frontman Scott Stapp to celebrate. The longtime friends grew up in Shreveport, Louisiana where Brock idolized the older Stapp. It was learned after the game that Brock has heard Scott's music and still seeks his approval. Scott Stapp is bad music.
Sort of look like... Carson Fucking Daly?
"Shh! I'm Carson Daly, and I'm still a massive tool!"
My head is spinning from all the suckitude in this post!
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Saturday, October 09, 2004
Why does everything suck???
All I'm going to say is that the Tigers can GEAUX FUCK THEMSELVES.
I'm a pissed off little Asian, and I approve this message.
- posted by Smackadocious @ 11:19 PM 0 comments
Wednesday, October 06, 2004
Now playing on "Radio Free Fuckles"...
None other than the "Holy Diver" himself!!!
You can see his stripes, but you know he's clean, cock knockers!
"I invented the devil horns, biznatch!" RJD after a long day of defending himself to fifteen-year-olds wearing Linkin Park t-shirts on metal forums.
Up next: John Stamos'...brother sings "Loving You!" Only on Radio Free Fuckles!
- posted by Smackadocious @ 11:52 PM 0 comments
Tuesday, October 05, 2004
Holy Crip!
Do you mean to tell me that somebody other than us reads this tomfoolery? I suddenly feel how Grant must at the end of the day at O.G.: naked, vulnerable, and shivering in front of a bunch of overworked Mexicans. Oh, wait.
- posted by Smackadocious @ 11:10 PM 0 comments
