Fuckles the Clown presents his 3 Cockring Circus!
Sunday, March 27, 2005
Happy Easter!
I'm going to go pass out now. Methinks I ate too much in celebration of the rising of our Lord and Savior.
Jimbo (pleadingly): "Jesus, help us, please?"
Jesus (perturbed): "Leave me alone."
Friday, March 18, 2005
Sunday, March 13, 2005
SEC Champs!
What? This has never happened before? Shiiiit.
The Gators beat Kentucky, 70-53 (!) in the SEC final. This happened, like, moments ago. Also happening moments ago: Ashley Judd had to accept bitter, bitter defeat for the second time in eight days.
Let David Lee's ritual jersey striptease commence! I'll be waiting, right here.
Wednesday, March 02, 2005
Welcome, DJ Chrysanthemum!
Jerminator, consider this your official Welcome Wagon for the Fuckles Blog. Make sure you put on your hip-waders and carry a full can of disinfectant!